What SHOULD you do if nobody reads your blog?
Jump up and down and stamp your feet. (It releases tension.)
Have a pity party and sing, "Nobody loves me, everybody hates me." (Stop before you get to the line about the worms.)
Eat a quart of ice cream. (Unless it's winter and it's cold, then skip that part and get some hot chocolate.)
Write better blog posts. (Wanted: Writer-good writer to write blog posts. Poor pay. No benefits.)
GET A LIFE, WOMAN!!! (No comment.)
Signed, Anonymous (I'm not claiming this post.)
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