What To Do If Nobody Reads Your Blog

What SHOULD you do if nobody reads your blog?

Jump up and down and stamp your feet. (It releases tension.)

Have a pity party and sing, "Nobody loves me, everybody hates me." (Stop before you get to the line about the worms.)

Eat a quart of ice cream. (Unless it's winter and it's cold, then skip that part and get some hot chocolate.)

Write better blog posts. (Wanted: Writer-good writer to write blog posts. Poor pay. No benefits.)

GET A LIFE, WOMAN!!!  (No comment.)

Signed, Anonymous (I'm not claiming this post.)

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