9/5/09

The Secret to Long Life


A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM WEST TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE,
THE SECRET WAS

TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.


THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.
HE LEFT BEHIND:

14 CHILDREN,
30 GRANDCHILDREN,
45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,
25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,

AND A 15-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

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