How To Install A Redneck Security System

Merry Monday, All.  As you enter this busy week, remember to take a deep breath, think of something funny, and LAUGH.  A merry heart is good medicine.  

From my e-mail archives:

HOW TO INSTALL A RED NECKHOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:



         "Hootch" by naturegal from WunderPhotos

Bubba,

Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.  Be back in an hour.
 Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad.  I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood.   Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside

Cooter